The person who invented the door knocker should get a No-bell prize.
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Some people's noses and feet are built backwards. Their noses run, whereas their feet smell.
Find another pun here next Monday! What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing (grapes can't talk) -it just let out a little whine.
Hahaha, can't wait for next week! I was planning on buying a book on phobias but I was afraid that it wouldn't help me.
see ya next time @ Cute Diner! I used to be a banker, but I lost interest.
I certainly can't wait until the next Monday Punday! At a restaurant, a man says "Waiter, this coffee tastes like mud!" The waiter responds "Yes sir, it's fresh ground."
Hehe, until next time! My friend's bakery burned down last night. Now her business is toast. :(
Yesterday, I swallowed some food coloring. The doctor said I was okay, but I feel like I dyed a little on the inside.
Don't worry Monday Punday will be back next week. Have you ever tried to eat a clock? Well, it's very time consuming.
Until next Monday! :P Did you hear about the man who got hit in the head by a soda? He's pretty lucky it was a soft drink.
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