- What do you call a crushed Coke can? Soda pressing(so depressing)
- What do you call a pig that knows karate? Pork chop
- Why does the headless horse man never win a race? He could never get ahead
- Where do library books like to sleep? Under their covers
- Why did the fly never land on the computer? He was afraid of the world wide web
Don't forget to tell me what your favorite joke was. Until next time!